We Shared a Thrift, and it was like Snorting PCP

It was a snow-slushy, sunny day in oil town Alberta when I found myself on a prison break with one of my sister wives, Tinkerbell.   sister wife [sis-ter wahyf] noun 1. In a polygamous marriage, a woman who is simultaneously the sister and co-wife of another. [Wiktionary] 2. A Mormon co-wife, originating from the …