Money is the Root of All Politics: Nishiyuu Walkers Arrive, Harper Cuddles Pandas

It was a Monday in Canada. Last Monday, to be exact. Justin Bieber was being put in his car seat . . . . . . Avril Lavinge was snorting a line of blow from the strip of man-curlies ascending from Chad Kroeger’s ass crack . . . . . . the residents of South …