We Shared a Thrift, and it was like Snorting PCP

It was a snow-slushy, sunny day in oil town Alberta when I found myself on a prison break with one of my sister wives, Tinkerbell.   sister wife [sis-ter wahyf] noun 1. In a polygamous marriage, a woman who is simultaneously the sister and co-wife of another. [Wiktionary] 2. A Mormon co-wife, originating from the …

From the Highs of Dressing Like a Dude, to the Lows of Dressing for the Office: My Year in Fashion Rehab

It was approximately six months ago when I found myself shuffling through the grocery store wearing camo-print pajama pants. Witness accounts may claim I was making a Honey Boo Boo, Mama-June, bingo face while humming Kim Mitchell’s Go For a Soda, and I will neither deny those statements, nor feel ashamed of their possible validity. …