A Cat Lady’s Revenge On the Traditional Family Christmas Letter

Holiday greetings from Holy-Fuck-the-Weather-Sucks, Alberta. The past year held so many joyous achievements for the Manifesto family. Please grab a pen to make jot notes while I recite them to you in detail. Sophie-Bear was inducted into the Cutest Kitty to Ever Exist Hall of Fame and was formally recognized as ‘the perfection that hails …

Quick Recap: Harper Government’s Reign of Douche

Canada is one of the richest countries in the world but under the Harper government Canadians will now have to work 2 years longer to get old age security. Even though spending has increased 22% with Harper government important social programs are on the steady decline. That means health care cuts, senior cuts, education cuts …

From the Highs of Dressing Like a Dude, to the Lows of Dressing for the Office: My Year in Fashion Rehab

It was approximately six months ago when I found myself shuffling through the grocery store wearing camo-print pajama pants. Witness accounts may claim I was making a Honey Boo Boo, Mama-June, bingo face while humming Kim Mitchell’s Go For a Soda, and I will neither deny those statements, nor feel ashamed of their possible validity. …

Smoke and Mirrors and Guns . . . and a Totalitarian Police State?: State of the Union Address 2013

The Hope-nosis Continues On February 12th was the Obaminator’s fifth State of the Union Address since joining the Masters of the Universe, and it played out like Kumbayah on a left handed guitar. The mesmerizing hope-nosis of B.O.’s smoke and mirrors took me back to his first round of presidency, when I, and many others, buzzed on the prospect of …

Halloween Goodies: Shit That Should Not Occur In Nature

Halloween is almost here, and in many parts of Canada (the prairie provinces, for sure), this is the time of year when winter shits on us. Part of growing up Canadian is experiencing the disappointment of having to wear a snow suit under your Halloween costume, or having to down grade from “slutty nurse” to …