Caturday: School Portrait

Socks and Bartholomew III, September 1993

Grade 2, Ms. Meowstein's class, Kittydale Elementary

A Caturday Christmas Eve Special

Caturday Song: Sophie doesn't like the 70's

This song was inspired by Sophie's fear of the 1970's clock (see previous entry). I apologize for the particularly piercing nature of this song, as it is slightly out of my vocal range, even when I'm singing nasal.

Sophie doesn't like the 70's clock
Sophie doesn't like Travolta
Sophie doesn't like the Bee Gees
And she doesn't like this goddamn blanket
Sophie is the raddest Persian in the whole world
In the whole world
MEOW

Sophie's Olympian Song

Celebrating Caturday with another song.

Sophie.
You're an athlete.
You're a Special Olympian.
But you're a kitty.
You do long jump.
You're a sprinter.
And you catch the mother f!#@%ing seagull.
Yeah.

Sophie & Faun: Angels in the Litterbox

Celebrating Caturday with a song.