For those of you who aren't cat ladies/ cat man-ladies, I pray for you. Secondly, you probably haven't heard of catios, the newest trend among lovingly neurotic fur-parents.
Catio Showcase defines a catio as an "enclosed patio designed especially for cats which provides a fully protected outdoor environment," and Catio Showcase recently highlighted the following tropical, luxury catio by Judi (and her husband) in Florida:
Why yes, it is equip with a Koi pond. You can see more of their catio, here.
I must also give a honorable shout out to the Torontonian cat lady who constructed this imaginative kitty-fort (although I admit that a catio of this magnitude is rated R for "Real Kitty," and my Persian, Snorticus, would undoubtedly freeze at the half way point and cry until the fire department was called).
Catios = five meow rating for awesomness.