The Late, Albeit Necessary New Years Post, Micro Edition, Because Resolutions Suck

The Christmas season has passed, and I feel blessed to now be spared from the auditory terrorism of Christmas carols that made blood ooze from my ears like strawberry jam. However, my artificial Christmas tree still stands tall, its once charming demeanor now exuding a stale, almost offensive egotism, like some overly manicured douche bag taking up space in the corner of my living room. "LOL," says my douche bag Christmas tree, "better add overcome chronic procrastination to your list of New Years Resolutions, you lazy @!$%!."

The only resolution I made this New Years was to resume regular postings, here, on my website, regardless of how ridiculous the rest of my life gets.

Oops.

Comments

[PatZ]

Better not let any Ed Hardy or Affliction fans see that tree. they'll want to put rhinestones and white oakleys on it and call it Bro.

[Lojo]

Or try to park their crotch rocket underneath it while they go through bankruptcy!

[SuzRocks]

I once left my xmas tree up till April. I even watered it till then. It's not procrastination if that was your intent the whole time.