Mommy's flat faced lil' attention whore. I mean helper.
April 27, 2010 Since I started using a more spacious table for my desk in substitute of the glorified TV table I was using before, I loosened my grip on the NO CATS ON THE DESK rule thinking the new surface offered enough space that a kitty could chill next to me while I worked.
BIG MISTAKE.
You see, my cats are purebred, which means they are attention whores. Snort has always been an attention whore, although when she wants attention she expels a horrific noise out of her deformed nostrils that vibrates her nose wrinkles and comes out sounding like a dying heifer from the sixth dimension of hell. Sophie, one of the most charming kitties I've ever known, is a little more low key However, Sophie likes boys. I mean, really likes boys. And with the arrival of her third father, Sophie has come out of her shell like a blossoming rose, a blossoming rose who is a total and complete attention whore.
Sophie is madly in love with Bear and turns herself inside out for his attention. And when he's not paying attention to her, which he usually is, she will head butt him and rub her face snot on him until he does. Now that Bear is back at work for the majority of the month, Sophie has turned her attention whoredom towards me. I may not be as cool as Bear, but she guesses that I'll do.
Reader Comments (4)
Awwww hahahahaha, my heart is breaking and smiling all at once!
So that's what Sophie looks like!! She may love boys and is now madly in love with Bear but has no time to even show her face when the elder generation comes by. No we are not that scary!
I believe "Bear" is going as "Bearface" nowadays, am I right?
Moms: Indeed, that's my bundle of love. I am not sure what you guys did to turn her off, but she's convinced you're from the pits of hell.
Twitch: Oh, of course.