My name is Lojo and this is my website where I celebrate and criticize the oddities of modern life. I use the term "douche bag" frequently.

I am a twenty-eight year old, working class raconteur who lives with two Persian kitties in an urban, Alberta oil town (that's in Canada, guys). My life is like an uncensored Seinfeld episode crossed with an episode of Corner Gas-- I am originally from Saskatchewan, after all.

I moved to Alberta in 2005 after finishing my degree in Sociology. In 2006 I did freelance work for print publications around Central, Alberta, and now act as a casual contributor to the feminist magazine, Morning Quickie. I look forward to becoming a full time zombie hunter come the 2012 zombie apocalypse.

I enjoy flat faced kitties, the arts, ragging on big media, and playing the air guitar (poorly).

I welcome you to crack a beer, bump chests with me, and join in on the discussion.

Contact Information:

I am always interested in freelance opportunities. If you would like to contact me regarding a freelance gig, PR request, general inquiry, proposition to become BFFs, or you would like to send me hate mail, you can reach me by email at lojomanifesto at hotmail dot com.

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